pro tip: if your dad thing ever makes you stay in the house fuck shit up. turn human. fuck with his potions. let all the fucking ocean creatures into your house. turn your sisters into large golden fish. you’re five
damn-funny
funny-jack
character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don't bite me!
the dog: I'm at work! I'm doing so good at being at work! I'm barking because my handler gave the sign 'bark'! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I'd make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn't enjoying it! I'm barking!
